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Galvin's Delaware Journal

My crippling sense of self-reverence barely edged out my seething hatred of "blogs", and the result is this online journal of my non-adventures in Delaware. In other words, "BLAH BLAH BLAH Look at ME! I have a WEB JOURNAL! I'm in DELAWARE! I'm IMPORTANT! BLAH BLAH BLAH"
*NOTE: The events described in this journal are entirely fictional. At least the parts that my mother doesn't like, and the parts that describe activities that are even somewhat illegal. Or the parts that might insinuate that the state of Delaware is anything less than the epitome of Awesome. Or the parts I retroactively declare lame. The rest is probably true.

Year One -- Riding Motorcyles w/o Helmets: (Under Construction)

Other Writings

Extended, random writings on Delaware, or, actually, whatever the nut else I feel like.

• 11 Reasons Why the Delaware River Rules(Under Construction)
• We Sure Do Like Sheafing Wheat -- the story of Delaware's state seal (Under Construction)
• Suck It, Rhode Island -- We're just the 2nd smallest state! (Under Construction)

Small Delawarean Boy's Corner

In an effort to encourage an as-of-yet unnamed Small Delawarean Boy I'm tutoring to write about Delaware more, I've agreed to let him contribute to the website here. I've told him he can write anything he wants, as long as it's about Delaware. So let's given this brave 14 year-old a hand, for the louder our applause, the more everyone knows the First State is the Party State.

• Small Delawarean Boy Makes Humorously Phrased Observations on popular science-fiction movie

Pictures of Delaware

Do you like photographs of bridges, peach blossoms, and blue hens? Well then brother, is this the section for you! (Under Construction)

Colonial Blue Links Sections

Links to other people fortunate enough to live in the Diamond State.